FIC

Prepaid · Hard cap · Dies at zero

FUCK IT

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A card for money you’ve already decided to spend.

Load what you can afford to not care about. Then buy the thing. No second prompt. No shame chart. When it’s gone, it’s gone.

Open the card Get on the list
  1. 01

    Load

    Pick an amount. Confirm once. That’s the only adult decision.

  2. 02

    Spend

    Buy the thing. This money is already dead.

  3. 03

    Dead

    Zero means zero. Next load is a new fuck-it, not a top-up.

Not credit. Not points. Not a budget app.

If you need the money for rent, this is not for you. If you can afford the thing and still talk yourself out of it at checkout — that’s the whole product.

Permission slip

I’d load this much this month.

No card yet. This is the list. The amount is how serious you are, not a charge. When it ships, that number becomes a Whop virtual card with a one-time cap.

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